32 Jokes About "Schitt's Creek" That Are Almost As Funny As Moira Rose's Fruit Wine Commercial

    "Ew, David!"

    Let's be honest, we all know Schitt's Creek is a perfectly perfect show.

    So what better way to celebrate its absolute perfection than by joking about it for the rest of eternity? Let's do it:

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    Twitter: @haleyobsession

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    the CDC says vaccinated people can now visit the lea of a picturesque ridge wherein lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and q

    Twitter: @stevierosebudds

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    Twitter: @lahfurr

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    This is the gang that comes after you if you say you tried watching Schitt’s Creek but couldn’t get into it

    Twitter: @ditzkoff

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    My mom just told me it would be “great” if I wrote “a Bridesmaids or Schitt’s Creek.”

    Twitter: @brookeperrin

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    why does this look like a shot right out of schitt’s creek ??? shes really giving me moira rose....

    Twitter: @waystarsroyco

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    having a quiet moment of realisation that i unironically dress like david from schitt’s creek

    Twitter: @danielhowell

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    Twitter: @SchittsCreek

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    King David: *plays a regular, non secret chord The Lord:

    Twitter: @Pastaliebhaber

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    The Woman In the Schitt’s Creek Window

    Twitter: @Most

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    Me after my friends convince me to go outside https://t.co/ozWcMrtn77

    Twitter: @alicethebandito

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    Solely pronouncing ‘Covid’ like Alexis Rose says ‘David’ and it helps just the teensiest bit.

    Twitter: @mametown

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    Schitt's Creek, but make it Sex and the City

    Twitter: @calumshanlin

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    me when i have one thing to do in a day

    Twitter: @Brocklesnitch

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    It's our favorite stormtrooper!! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

    Twitter: @nocontxtSC

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    I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit... lalalalalalala. A little bit Alexis https://t.co/0kVJxs5yUA

    Twitter: @MichaelDaniels_

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    i think we can all agree that alexis rose https://t.co/qc5KHxgpNF

    Twitter: @haleyobsession

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    just found out the Moira Rose from schitt's creek played Kevin in home alone? amazing !!

    Twitter: @rkgill

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    Twitter: @nocontxtSC

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    Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? Me: Ew, David Therapist: No.

    Twitter: @Austaur

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    Me watching Schitt’s Creek: “Oh! I have that same lawn chair!... Oh. I have that same lawn chair the set designer chose to emphasize the tacky state of the town.”

    Twitter: @girlwithatail

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    Episodes of Schitt's Creek are only 21 mins long, but theyre actually 45 when you count all the times I watch Catherine O'Harah's line readings back.

    Twitter: @imchriskelly

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    Cultural Impact: █    █  █  █  _ Alexis Rose Michelangelo's saying “David” David

    Twitter: @TomZohar

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    Twitter: @LauraBaileyVO

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    crazy how anytime i hear a crow i think of moira rose

    Twitter: @meganbatoon

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    Imagine Moira Rose doing Cell Block Tango with 6 different wigs

    Twitter: @bjwwstone

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    gonna tell my kids this was Moira Rose

    Twitter: @interfIix

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    Twitter: @agentdoubleo__o

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    no one is allowed to call alexis rose selfish when she gave up her job at the vet clinic just bc she knew other people were more qualified for it

    Twitter: @haleyobsession

    In conclusion...

    you don't just find @SchittsCreek, Schitt's Creek finds you when you need it the most

    Twitter: @littletowncreek