Last weekend, Dead to Me returned to Netflix for a wild and glorious second season.
And if you binged through the entire season like me, then you know how much of an emotional roller coaster it was.
It went a little something like this:
1.First, you may have been reminded just how great Linda and Christina are together.
2.Like, so great that they both deserve ALL the Emmys for these performances.
3.Then, after finding out that Steve has an equally hot identical twin, you probably thought, Huh...James Marsden can still verrrrrry much get it.
4.You probably watched Judy break down while eating a pudding cup, and never felt more seen.
5.You definitely got SUUUUUPER annoyed with Charlie when he stole Steve's car out of the storage locker, when he really should've minded his own damn business.
6.You may have come to realize that you're not actually a Jen or a Judy but a Shandy.
7.You also probably sobbed some real ugly tears when Judy sang "Dream a Little Dream of Me" at the makeshift funeral for Henry's bird.
8.You probably leaped for joy when Frances Conroy's character, Eileen, graced your screen.
9.And wanted to do a backflip when you found out Katey Sagal was the actor playing Judy's mom.
10.This season, you undoubtedly fell in love with Detective Perez and would do anything on this planet to make her happy.
11.And you suddenly had some very strong romantic feelings for Natalie Morales's character, Michelle.
12.Basically, you wholeheartedly stan Judy and Michelle.
13.You're also probably still shipping Jen and Ben suuuuuuuper hard, even though there's a fuck load of baggage there.
14.You most likely cried when you thought Jen was about to turn herself in for murder, and bawled your freaking eyes out when Jen considered Judy a second mother to her kids.
15.You probably shrieked as Ben drunkenly got into a car accident with Judy and Jen, Charlie presumably found out that his mother murdered someone, and basically everything turned to shit.
16.Then, once you finished the show in record speed, you had to do some soul-searching because you accidentally binged the entire! freaking! season! the day it came out, instead of spacing out the episodes like a normal person.
17.And after knowing everything you know now, you probably still can't imagine why people AREN'T watching the show.
18.You even briefly wondered if Season 2 was — in fact — even better than Season 1.
19.And now, finally, you're probably just the tiiiiiiiiniest bit lost because you don't know what to do with yourself while you wait for Dead to Me to be renewed for a third season.
Here's to hoping for a Season 3!
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