1. Just look at the face.
2. We both like to play with toys.
3. We also like to throw toys that we don't like.
4. He's not the kind to sit in front of the TV, instead we could start a band. He has the arms of a drummer.
5. All he really wants is a good snuggle and so do I.
6. He's helpful so this obviously means that I would depend on him to help me fix my hair if needed. That is extremely important.
7. I would get to dress him up in various cardigans. Like this one.
8. And this one.
9. And maybe this one.
10. His expressions are flawless so I would be able to understand him unlike other babies.
11. He seems like he would play well with other kids.
12. He probably has every toy on the planet unlike myself.
13. He would teach me ways to dismiss people I no longer want to be around.
14. He looks unenthused with everything in life. We could totally bond over that.
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