1. Ducks. Always expect ducks.
2. The best stories come from riding the Gong Shuttle.
3. O-Week is an important right of passage.
4. Parking on campus is impossible.
5. ...Unless you pick up random people on your way.
6. Unibar. Always a better option than class.
7. Not all buildings were created equal.
8. ...especially building 19.
9. There is a definitive ranking of the best places to eat on campus.
10. ...and the best coffee.
11. Your cell phone is useless.
12. Internet is a precious thing.
13. ...as is desk/computer space.
14. Do not be concerned when someone tells you they live in Hospital.
15. The cheapest nights to go out are Wednesday and Thursday.
17. For every time you've hiked Mount Keira, there's 10 times you said you would... and then didn't.
18. Every weekend you can be found riiiight here.
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