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10 year old me bored on a day off from school stuck at grandparents house. They awesome, their house boring for a kid with a Super Nintendo at home. This is circa early to mid 90’s. Laying on bed in playroom with coin purse hanging over my face. Not smart! A dime falls out and directly… Read More

We were together over 10 years with a 10 year age gap me the younger. He confessed one day to cheating and it rocked me! I threw all the pictures off the wall and quickly found a new place to live. I had the kids mostly and he had weekends. We lived like this for 3 months. I had some… Read More

Working at a portrait studio. Woman comes in with 4 kids. They are all horrible and I have 4 kids of my own, these kids needed a cage! She didn’t pay attention and I caught one behind the counter messing with the receipt printer. This child was around 4 and had a binky in her mouth… Read More

Casket jumper is someone who throws their body on the casket, being overly dramatic! Our professors always told us people fake faint too, and to step to the side and never try to catch them. You will mess up your back that way.

So, my mother in law loved me, but complained behind my back that I stole her son. Or so I heard. She offers to pay for our wedding in Vegas. She and my husband planned this so spontaneously that my parents wouldn’t even come. The worse was she got us a limo to take us to the chapel.… Read More

I got foot rubs every night with all 4 pregnancies!!! It’s also cute how when your due date is approaching, I couldn’t move in bed without him thinking I was in labor!

We were in Florida for a wedding. At the rehearsal dinner my son, who was 2 at the time was sitting on my husbands shoulders. He had not been feeling well and then proceeds to have thick diarrhea all over my husband’s neck. Thank goodness the dinner was outside!!!

My husband used to walk around naked a lot. Well, one day he was naked and thought he had to fart but pooed into the metal fan below and the shit hit the fan (for serious) and went all over!!! I didn’t find out for a few days, he cleaned it up, but I shall never let him forget!

This is probably dumb, but 10 year old me was pissed! I was a softball practice and we were warming up playing catch. One of the girls next to me was giving a play by play of Casper the live action one with Christina Ricci. She ruined the end by telling everyone he turned into a real… Read More

Outsiders on WGN. It was about hill people an a mountain in Kentucky. The Secret Circle on the CW. So good and only one season. It was about teen witches.