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25 Awful Things That You Definitely Enjoy Doing

Don't pretend you haven't treated yourself to all of them.

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1. Picking your nose.

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2. Marvelling at the filthy shade of your bathwater after returning from a festival or muddy walk.

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3. Using the kind of mouthwash that colours all the gross tooth debris and closely studying what's left in the sink.

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4. Picking at an ingrown hair until a lump of skin-and-hair goo comes out.

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5. Getting deep in the creep on an ex from years ago's Facebook profile when you're supposedly getting an early night.

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And on their new partner's Facebook, and their new partner's friends.

6. Looking back to the end of your own Instagram profile and imagining how other people see you.

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Almost definitely as the kind of loser that spends time looking at their own Instagram feed.

7. Squeezing a spot until it pops and hits the mirror.

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8. Extracting a solid lump of wax from your ear with a cotton bud.

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9. Picking earwax out of in-ear headphones and then rolling it between your fingers when nobody's looking.

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10. Reading fan fiction.

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One Direction Fanfiction.

11. Allowing your exercise apps to post to your Facebook wall.

It's not big, it's not clever, but boasting is so irresistible.
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It's not big, it's not clever, but boasting is so irresistible.

12. Rooting for arsehole Jeremy Kyle guests when they turn on him.

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13. Eating nice dinners with your hands.

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Extra points if you Instagram it first.

14. Spooning cold baked beans into your gawping mouth straight from the can.

Because you can't always be even pretend fancy.
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Because you can't always be even pretend fancy.

15. Cooking Supernoodles for your tea when you're neither drunk nor hungover.

Simply because they are super.
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Simply because they are super.

16. Biting bits of skin from around your nails.

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17. Biting your toenails.

Don't pretend you haven't tried.
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Don't pretend you haven't tried.

18. Smelling your warm socks after you've taken off your trainers or boots.

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19. Buying exfoliating socks and trying to peel away the dead skin in as big a pieces as possible.

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20. Listening to Avril Lavigne on a Spotify private session.

With a Nickelback chaser, if you're feeling extra YOLO.
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With a Nickelback chaser, if you're feeling extra YOLO.

21. Getting down to Lady Gaga while letting everyone believe you only like death metal.

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22. Beating your housemate to the bathroom in the morning by seconds.

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23. Finding a scab on your scalp, picking it off, and sliding it out of your hair without losing it.

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24. Picking scabs full stop.

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25. Getting away with all of the above without anyone noticing.

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H/T: Reddit, Shreddit.