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People Are Freaking Out About This Gross Way To Cook Eggs

Eggs that look like a schlong. Well you wouldn't want it the other way around now, would you?

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One quiet, rainy morning on Twitter, an unholy beast was unleashed. Behold: EGG SCHLONG.

This used to be an egg believe it or not. The Egg Master – a horrifying, unholy affair http://t.co/J81GhU8MWk

The reaction to this contraption was a resounding, "WTF?"

@guardian I feel violated just looking at that photo.

I AM SO DISTURBED BY THIS https://t.co/lPrzMuAu8T

People questioned humanity.

why have we as a civilisation allowed this to exist http://t.co/ywrcGvSrE2

The true horror of this snack was clear to some.

Things got really creepy.

An end to this madness was called for.

.@guardian delete your twitter account what is this why is this https://t.co/FLOInRcym2

  1. WOULD YOU EAT AN EGG SCHLONG?!

    The Guardian / Via Twitter: @guardian
    Why yes, it looks delicious.
    No way, I'd rather eat Satan's burnt vomit.

People Are Freaking Out About This Gross Way To Cook Eggs

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WOULD YOU EAT AN EGG SCHLONG?!
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    Why yes, it looks delicious.
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    No way, I'd rather eat Satan's burnt vomit.

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