You may have heard that the '90s are back. But don't believe what Tumblr tells you about '90s men's fashion being some Kurt and Johnny style dream.
Tumblr wasn't there, man!
These guys, however, were there.
Like Chandler, welcome lurid patterns into your style repertoire - the kind you'd usually see on old people's curtains.
Said tie should be worn with the roomiest suit you can find.
TOP TIP: younger guys, why not nick your dad's suit?
All the better for dancing in.
You've got the lurid curtains covered with your tie, now think of pub carpet when choosing a pattered jumper.
Can a Gap-advert chambray shirt bring it back?
Why wear only one shade of beige at a time?
In modern times this look might say "estate agent" or "him off The Hotel..."
...but in the '90s, a beige jacket sloping off one's shoulders said "coolest cat in town".