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24 Lies Londoners Tell Themselves

Tired of London, tired of life (in zone six, with no money).

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3. £8 is totally reasonable for a burger, esp if it comes with ~amazing sauce I read about on Twitter.

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4. I would never Instagram food just to prove I've been to a hot new restaurant.

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5. £5 is totally fine for a pint of lager – you’re paying to be in Britain’s coolest pubs.

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6. Course I don’t mind not living near a tube station, the Overground’s really reliable anyway.

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7. I actually LIKE that it takes me an hour to get to work, I catch up on reading.

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11. Oxford Circus won't be too busy.

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14. We’re so lucky to have the tube, one of the best transport systems in the world.

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15. It’s definitely not that busy all the time.

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17. Manchester’s even shitter.

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19. I really like small plates in restaurants, so much choice!

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21. And having a drink while you queue is just like a modern apéritif anyway.

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22. The night bus isn't that bad. It's like continuing the party for an hour and a half!

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24. I'm paying to experience one of the best and most exciting cities in the world, and that's pretty priceless really, isn't it?

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