Kasabian opened proceedings at this evening's BAFTAs in London.
With his pin-on tail and black-tie T-shirt, Serge Pizzorno was ready to bring the bants to the BAFTAs with the performance, but the sea of blank-faced celebs watching weren't buying it.
Julianna Moore's acting might have been outstanding in Still Alice, but she's got nobody fooled with that fake smile.
Mark Strong has either got a whiff of a bad smell or is not sold on Kasabian either.
Cuba Gooding Jr. head-bops, but those pursed lips hold back the "who're these jokers?" truth.
Has a human ever done a better 😐 than Natalie Dormer?