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Which Member Of CAB Are You?

Which of the classy ass bitches of the 10803 are you?

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  1. Which Pelham boy is your favorite?

    Gjon
    Erich Marcks
    Johnny Pintauro
    Jake Delgais
    Amanda Olivera's ex
    Ant Paterra
    Scotty Scags
    Keith
    Hugh McNulty
    Greggy Sigs
  2. What do you do after a night of partying?

    Smoke weed
    Go to Taco Bell
    Run home crying
    Text Michael Murray
    Pee the bed
    Hang with Donna at Amanda's
    Throw up and complain about the world
    Eat lomein and yell @ your friends
    Take make-up off and go to sleep peacefully
    Go to bed with chips & hummus
  3. What is your favorite thing to do in Pelham?

    Drive down 5th Ave
    Hangout with your dad
    Family meal at Rockwells
    Sitting in basement eating something w a small spoon
    Drive to Slave & take an insta to make a boy at school miss you
    Mani/pedi
    Smoke a cig & drive around harrassing younger kids
    Shower
    Plan parties and agenda for the week
    Not answer the GroupMe then ask about plans for the night
  4. Which boy would you want to hu with most?

    George Holzer
    Matt Harrigan
    Seedorf
    Griff Freeman
    Gabe Paulino
    Colin Fields
    Connor Quigley
    Peter Geiger
    Jordan Mack
    Jamie Costanza
  5. What are you most likely to complain about?

    Not having a BF
    Not being hungry
    Anything & everything about the world
    Your bf not calling you a 10
    Having no hair
    Having to take Louie for a walk
    Your dealer being gone for the weekend
    What you ate the night before
    When your parents won't let you go to after prom
    Having to drive to your apt at New Roc City
  6. What is your favorite snack?

    Ham
    French fries
    Spaghetti
    A nibble of bread
    Langes
    Salt and vinegar chips
    Cookies
    Nachos
    Chicken ceasar wrap
    Spinach slice from Pelham Pizza
  7. What's your body count closest too?

    2
    6
    19
    14
    15
    5
    4
    16
    17
    13
  8. Who are you most likely to fight with within the group?

    Madeline
    Lo
    Gabow
    Kelli
    Rachel
    Kendall
    Ali
    Amanda
    Caroline
    Devi
  9. What sport are you best at?

    Yahtzee
    Cheerleading
    Tennis
    Lax
    Volleyball
    Soccer
    Soul cycle
    Basketball
    Track
    Swimming
  10. What is your sexual guilty pleasure?

    Being spanked
    Merming
    Getting your nips sucked
    Dry humping
    Thumb up the butt
    Missionary
    High sex
    69
    Getting called "mami"
    Doggy

Which Member Of CAB Are You?

You got: K-Doll Soy Soy!!!!!!

You spend 95% of your time sitting in front of the television watching WAGS Miami and Survivor and the other 5% blacking out and peeing your friends couches and beds (but never your own). You were once incredibly fat, grimy and obnoxious, which is how you still truly are deep down.

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You got: Mamz Khalifa

You are always in a good mood and nice to your friends unless you touch an alcoholic drink and then you become monster Mams and try to ruin every single friendship you've ever had. Even though it's weird that you have a huge boner for your dad and always agree and go along with anything Kendall says; you're always comfortable in your Pelham travel soccer sweatpants and unc tshirt

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You got: Gabbroxxxxx

You throughly enjoy smoking a few cigarettes while screaming at your dad on the phone. Your house is where you wanna be if you love edible arrangements and dead cats.

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You got: Ray Ray Courtien

Not only were you the Queen Bee in Middle School, but you still have bitches looking to get your confirmation. With a house DTS and a family that knows every cop in town, you never have to worry about being the odd one out. You kill it at every social gathering and you're not afraid to tell people to shut the FUCK up. Basically, you run the fucking group (whether they like it or not).

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You got: Lo Lymes

You are constantly texting boys even though on occasion they end up ghosting you. You hold the world record for the largest and most well known tits on earth but you also are incapable of keeping anything a secret. Parties are shit without a big titty lo.

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You got: Big Maddie

You aspire one day to be an amazing guidette house wife. You love your house account at Nieman's and blacking out with your family everyday of the week. The amount of Italian food you can eat in one sitting is pretty remarkable. One day you will rule all of Pelham with your big Italian husband and your 14 little guido and guidette children.

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You got: Ali Fishsticks

You're the party planner of the group. You sometimes forget to shave the back of your thighs and you occasionally projectile vomit on your friends but they would never do anything without you insisting to plan everything.

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You got: Sweet Car

Your hair always smells like fresh flowers and you never blackout but you enjoy a good whine, your stomach always hurts and you've never finished a meal in your life.

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You got: Devi Kinks

You're hot af but you turn into a drunk beast who eats packets of mayo and ruins every single holiday for her family.

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You got: Kellsssss

You're the chillest girl around town. You have a sketchy track record with boys and you sometimes get into more trouble than you can handle, but you are always down for a good time.

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