1. You've just finished your set.... the crowd's great.... adrenaline is running... proposing feels like a great idea... STOP!
2. Busy Food Court.... You can propose then grab a snack.... Everyone's a winner..... WRONG!
3. You're at ANOTHER PERSON'S WEDDING.... You're in the romantic mood.... You're sure the Bride won't mind.... The smile says otherwise... ABORT
4. Place you had your first date? Check.... Balloon? Check.... Engagement Ring? Check..... Gust of wind? OH DEAR
5. White Castle is romantic right?... You've planned the proposal to the inch.... but then someone beats you to it.. THE HORROR
6. Half time at a Basketball game.... and the commentators discover they are foreshadowing experts... AWKWARD
7. The Ellen Show.... Millions of people watching.... What more do I need to say? CRINGE
Proposals don't need to be this horrific; there's plenty of advice and guides available to teach you the Do's & Don'ts of an Engagement Proposal... but here's a few pointers:
- NO flash mobs
- NO live TV
- NO audiences
- YES plan everything
- YES keep it about the two of you
- YES be romantic