Geeks really do come out ahead in the long run!
Is this even a fortune?
Good to know.
You could just flush the toilet, you know...
And perhaps the cruelest dad in the world as well.
What, you've never done that?
And make you so glad the '90s are over.
As if schoolwork isn't torture enough.
They'd rather resort to hired help than have you mop their floors.
These felines know better than to wear turtlenecks underneath sweaters.
You would have sooner received a rolling backpack than one of these.
You're not the only one who could use a vacation.
Christian Grey could do better than Mickey D's.
Not every child needs a reminder that he/she is special.
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "comfort food."
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