1. You have to schedule your life around your Ma's phone calls.
2. You've been taught how to do a deep clean in under an hour.
3. They've conditioned you to hate the wooden spoon.
4. They teach you Sunday's are for the family. Don't ask to hang out with your friends.
5. They bleach all of your clothes. All of them.
6. They stay up until you get home.
7. You've been taught to never open the door, for nobody.
8. Her reaction anytime you're acting up.
9. They'll never let you move out.
10. And although they're crazy as shit, they love you unconditionally.
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