1. Strategically crop your photos.
People won't know what they can't see.
Here's how to keep your feed fabulous and make sure what happened here stays here.
People won't know what they can't see.
What's going on behind your beautiful billowing hair? No one knows.
Nothing to see here.
This is totally a trend, and no one will suspect anything.
Not an artist? No problem. Stick figures are your new best friend.
Such beautiful...silhouettes.
"Haha yeah, Mom, we brought a cat to the club! So cute, right?"
Feel free to get creative with your cropping. "Check out my eye, family!"
Oh Vegas, thank you
For entertaining me so
well, with so many...things.
Not only will this keep your trip under wraps, but the second you tell somebody you chose to preserve your memories in haiku, their interest will wane completely and you're off the hook!
"And THIS high kick represents the number of concerts I went to! And THIS wavy arm thing is how many delicious things I ate!"