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11 Ways You Can Keep Your Vegas Trip In Vegas

Here's how to keep your feed fabulous and make sure what happened here stays here.

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1. Strategically crop your photos.

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People won't know what they can't see.

2. Pose carefully, hiding ~things~ behind your beautiful smile.

What's going on behind your beautiful billowing hair? No one knows.
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What's going on behind your beautiful billowing hair? No one knows.

3. Draw all over your photos in Snapchat.

Nothing to see here.
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Nothing to see here.

4. Take pictures of only your feet.

This is totally a trend, and no one will suspect anything.
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This is totally a trend, and no one will suspect anything.

5. Re-create your photos with emoji.

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6. Sketch everything that happened.

Not an artist? No problem. Stick figures are your new best friend.
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Not an artist? No problem. Stick figures are your new best friend.

7. Take photos with light behind you so no one can figure out what's going on.

Such beautiful...silhouettes.
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Such beautiful...silhouettes.

8. Cover alcohol with cats.

"Haha yeah, Mom, we brought a cat to the club! So cute, right?"
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"Haha yeah, Mom, we brought a cat to the club! So cute, right?"

9. Take selfies super close up so no one can see what’s behind you.

Feel free to get creative with your cropping. "Check out my eye, family!"
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Feel free to get creative with your cropping. "Check out my eye, family!"

10. Document your trip through the power of haiku.

Oh Vegas, thank youFor entertaining me sowell, with so many...things.Not only will this keep your trip under wraps, but the second you tell somebody you chose to preserve your memories in haiku, their interest will wane completely and you're off the hook!
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Oh Vegas, thank you
For entertaining me so
well, with so many...things.

Not only will this keep your trip under wraps, but the second you tell somebody you chose to preserve your memories in haiku, their interest will wane completely and you're off the hook!

11. Interpretive dance.

"And THIS high kick represents the number of concerts I went to! And THIS wavy arm thing is how many delicious things I ate!"
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"And THIS high kick represents the number of concerts I went to! And THIS wavy arm thing is how many delicious things I ate!"

Ready for your next adventure? Take a trip to Las Vegas! And remember: What Happens Here, Stays Here.™

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