It sounds like perhaps you know Carla personally or professionally. You might find it more effective (and dignified) to address her directly, rather than on a website, if you have a problem with her or her work. Not sure what you’re trying to achieve by airing your grievances in public.

You’ll pardon my potty mouth but I feel strongly about this: What the FUCK is a salad doing next to breakfast in number 5?

I like how Santa is also freaking out in this one. I think there should be a subcategory for ultimate Santa meltdowns where the kid stayed calm.

Listen mate, I don’t know him. And I don’t know you. And I know it was a few years ago. But I will slap him for you if you want x

17. Purrtato

And Russell Brand auditioned, but failed, to be in boyband 5ive

Can I also suggest that if you have a design you like, try it in temporary form first (lots of online stores do custom temporary tattoos/transfers/body stickers, or your mate with a liquid eyeliner could probably give it a bash if it’s simple). Then you can adapt it, see if you like it as much as you thought etc before committing to permanent ink.

Me explaining it to a friend’s mum: ‘Imagine there are lots of Japanese chefs, and a wok in the middle of the kitchen, and all the chefs have to throw noodles into the wok. Now imagine that wok is a lady and the chefs aren’t chefs and it’s not noodles and…’ etc.

Please, Buzzfeed and everyone else: Stop using stills from his murder video on your site. It’s doing exactly what those retarded, goat-shagging murderers want you to do and we want to remember Alan as he’s depicted at the top of this page - smiling and caring and helping others.

CHARLOTTE NEVER DIED!!! I just hope Wilbur is still around for the reunion.

I nominate David Bowie in full Jareth-from-The Labyrinth costume :)

I hate that there are whole countries that have the right to do this to people and I feel so, so sorry for Ray and his partner. But Morocco is quite openly a conservative muslim country and conservative muslims enforce homophobic laws. I wouldn’t go near somewhere like this with a bargepole and would urge others to avoid too.

In Saudi Arabia, you can be publicly beheaded for ‘sorcery’ including having any books or objects (eg. ‘lucky’ charms on jewellery, incense, plants and candles) the religious police don’t like. In fact, it happens remarkably often.

What on earth is disrespectful about wearing a headscarf to cover up bad hair? People of all faiths and none have been wearing stuff on their bonces for centuries, if not millenia.

It depends where you are in the world. In secular societies it’s your choice to be Muslim and therefore your choice to abide by the rules you believe are set in front of you by your religion. If you’re born in, say, Syria, Iraq, Iran or Saudi you’ve got fuck-all choice and a nasty punishment if you’re seen to be (or if the wrong people think you are) flouting the nations’ laws.

May I just put the following emphasis in writing: The UK GOVERNMENT approved this, the UK people did not. While we all think that ISIS are mentally-deranged, Medieval-minded, bloodthirsty, fuckwitted religious nutters born from the bastard mismarriage of a thousand fucked-up circumstances and who deserve to be blown off the face of the universe, it’s not OK that innocent civilians will be caught in the crossfire. Most of us know this series of invasive campaigns will create more hate, rage, extremism, poverty and backlash than can ever be good for anyone.

I don’t know if it’s ‘alternative’ (to what?) but going on a tour of Highgate Cemetery is lovely. Takes about an hour, has to be booked in advance, money goes to restoration of the grounds and wear sensible shoes because it’s all very outdoorsy. It’s especially good if you’re trying to impress the significant goth in your life. Have a gander at highgatecemetery.org.

In 12, it’s cauliflower and broccoli cheese bake and the potato is boiled, not baked.

That made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

No. 45: Because I want to be single because it’s freaking awesome

The exact moments in 1998 and 2003 when Tony Blair agreed to go to war in Iraq, and I would slap him up-side the head with a shoe until he stopped.

‘Good on you’ for getting your tits out to prove that your tits are actually alright? Wow, lots achieved there. World changed for the better.

With age does not come wisdom - I’m 31 and I have not got a clue.

My advice is to get into Indian cuisine big time. Unlike a lot of world cuisines, vegetarianism hasn’t been shoehorned into Indian food late in its culinary development as a modern trend = many generations of practice making awesomely delicious meat-free snacks, mains, sides and desserts. Samosas, patties, salads, currys and stews, fried stuff, puddings, lassis and juices, chai, breads, rice dishes… GET IN MY BELLY.

It’s genuinely worrying that people can summon so much anger, hate, bile and vitriol over a simple question about a fucking tampon.

Fat, thin, gorgeous, gross or somewhere in between, it’s still unbelievably narcissistic to plaster the internet with photos of yourself posing.

I expect the UN would if they found oil there.

Can we take this opportunity to remember that North Korea is still a country where millions of people suffer forced abortion, death camps, starvation, torture, execution, institutionalised rape, dictatorship and horrific prison sentencing without trial. If you liked this film and want to see North Korea become a better place, maybe join Amnesty International and help fight to open North Korea up to international scrutiny.

12. STOP SAYING ‘HACK’! Please!

The irony is that an awful lot of birds had to die to make these costumes :(

12. Dogs are better than cats. It’s science, it’s been proven  * runs and hides from cat people… *

Very sadly, Schoep (the dog from number 23) died on 17 July this year. I’d been following him and his owner John Unger on Facebook for ages. Sorry to make y’all cry more :(

I like the caravan gallery’s UK travel photos http://www.thecaravangallery.co.uk/gallery/street-scenes/

PJ and Duncan? Pioneering UK hip-hop duo? I can only assume someone is taking the piss, away man!

that is NOT how you handle a puppy if you want it to chill out and not hate people. No bad dogs: Only bad owners.