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22 Things Competitive People Know To Be True

I'm sorry for how I acted when I was losing.

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1. Game night usually ends badly...because of you.

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GODDAMNIT LAUREN, GUESS MY FREAKING CHARADE.

2. As do pickup games.

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Where's the foul?!?!?!

3. Fundraising can easily get out of control.

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I WILL RAISE THE MOST MONEY DAMNIT.

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4. Class projects make you go slowly insane because you can't stand relying on others to do well.

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Just let me do everything, please.

5. And joining your company team is a huge gamble.

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Sorry for yelling at you last night in the game, boss...

6. Even trivia night can quickly become your worst nightmare.

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THAT QUESTION WASN'T EVEN FAIR.

7. When someone is working out next to you at the gym, things get intense.

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* Smiles at person then immediately ups speed to be faster than them. *

8. Signing up for a marathon means you don't sleep for weeks.

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Must. Keep. Training.

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9. Being on a team with a bunch of people that aren't competitive is actually your worst nightmare.

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What do you mean you're just "having fun?"

10. A debate in class was always your favorite day but your classmates were legitimately upset if they had to debate against you.

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Ugh, not again.

11. Playing any kind of sports against your friends is NEVER a good idea.

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It's never "just a game."

12. In fact, you try to avoid competing against anyone you like because you are worried about how it might end.

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I'm sorry for how I acted when I wasn't winning.

13. Watching your favorite team and knowing you can do NOTHING to help them win is enough to destroy you.

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THIS IS INHUMANE.

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14. It takes you longer than most to "move on" from a loss.

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Will I ever smile again?

15. It's difficult for you to "take it easy" on anyone, even children.

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Life isn't fair, MIGHT AS WELL LEARN NOW KID.

16. Things like Easter egg hunts get out of hand.

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If you don't find the most eggs, what's the point?

17. You always had to know everyone's grades, not just your own.

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Always good to be familiar with the competition.

18. You have been in legitimate fights about who called "shotgun" first.

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Friendships have ended.

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19. It's difficult to participate in a casual game of rock, paper, scissors.

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I demand a rematch.

21. Every moment turns into a competition and you can't even help it.

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RACE YOU THERE!!!!

22. And you know no matter how much you love winning...you'll always hate losing more.

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It is THE WORST.

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