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Having Diarrhea, As Told By Donald Trump

Make your stomach great again.

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1. When you let out a fart and try to act like you didn't hear anything:

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2. When you try to blame the stench on someone else:

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3. When you try to eat something and immediately realize it's a bad idea:

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4. When the cramps are so bad that you start sweating:

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5. When you get a whiff of your own stench:

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6. When you aren't near a toilet yet but it's coming anyway:

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7. When it isn't coming out easily and you gotta give it a push:

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8. When you let out a wet fart:

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9. When you think it's all finally out of you:

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10. And when you realize that it's definitely not, and you better find a bathroom:

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11. When you ruin your underwear:

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12. When you ask the universe why this had to happen to you:

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13. When it starts coming out all at once and you don't know if the toilet can hold it all:

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14. When you try to smile through the pain:

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15. When someone you don't like walks in the bathroom after you're done using it:

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16. When you try to move your arms and legs to keep them from going to sleep from sitting on the toilet for so long:

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17. When the end is in sight and you get a final burst of energy:

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18. When you're finally finished and you leave the bathroom and say your goodbyes:

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19. And when you wake up the next morning and feel a grumble in your stomach:

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