What Girls Say Vs. What They Actually Mean
Do I look OK? — If you say anything other than yes, I'll be upset.
Is this cute? — Again, say yes.
I'm fine. — I'm not fine.
Nothing is wrong. — There's definitely something wrong.
I'm over it. — No, I'm not.
I, like, honestly don't even care. — I care so much.
Wait, are you not eating? — You better be eating.
I don't want to be the only one eating. — I don't want to look like all I think about is food. (It is.)
This salad is so filling. — I would give anything for a burger.
I'm on a diet. — I haven't eaten today... yet.
I hate makeup. — I am so freaking thankful that makeup exists.
Being a girl sucks. — I'm on my period.
I hate boys. — A boy pissed me off.
It's my cheat day! — Every day is a cheat day.
It's not my fault it takes me so long to get ready in the mornings. — It's definitely my fault because I got on Facebook.
I love your dress. — I'm pissed that you bought it before me.
I think I have something going on that night. — I have nothing going on except Netflix, but I don't really want to hang out.
Do you think I'm emotional? — Do you think I'm crazy?
Am I overreacting? — I know I'm overreacting but I want you to support me anyway.
Things got weird between us. — They haven't texted me in like, a day.
We've been through so much together. — We got into a fight one time.
I honestly don't know what I would do without him!! — I'd probably be fine.
I'm not really hungry. — I'm starving.
I'll only eat one piece of candy. — * eats the whole bag *
I rolled out of bed today. — I spent at least 40 minutes trying to make it look like I made no effort at all.
I have nothing to wear. — I have multiple things I could wear but I don't currently like any of them.
I love being single. — Being single is fine until I'm watching a rom-com alone.