What Does Your First Cell Phone Say About You?
You were trendy as hell. You were basically 100% on your game. You didn’t follow trends... you started them. Everyone was jealous of your phone, and why wouldn’t they be? That baby had a sweeeet camera. You only one thing to say to your haters: TTYL!
You love trying new things. And even when no one else is on the wagon, you are. You know that people will eventually catch on, but by that time you’re laughing all the way home. This phone was a representation of you: sweet, unique, and fashion-forward. Keep doing your thing.
You keep things classic. You don’t need all the flare. You get straight to the point and don’t mess around. You definitely like nice things, but you’ve got more in your pants than just your phone. G2G haters!
You were way ahead of your time. You were predicting Blue Ivy’s birth before people even LISTENED to "Crazy in Love." You never paid attention in class because you were too busy playing Snake. And you might have lost a lot of sleep punching in numbers for a new ringtone. But damn, that TOXIC ringtone at the mall was so worth it.
SHOW. STOPPER. People often envied you because you pretty much ran the show. But unless someone had BBM, you weren’t interacting with them. SRY LOL LY!
Damn. You were killing the game. You knew the power of iPhones before anyone else. And you had everybody wanting to touch your screen. Calm down, everyone, there was enough of you and your iPhone to go around.
Everyone wanted to be your friend because you were the life of the party. Parties never started until you walked in because you were the designated DJ. You had your own personal theme song wherever you went... and people bowed to you.
You've always liked to have your cake and eat it too. You don’t settle for average because you want it all. You didn’t want to have to choose between using T9 and typing out full words using a keyboard. You liked choices.
You were way ahead of the curve. You had a cell phone before they were cool. In fact, you made them cool! Everyone wanted to be your friend, but you didn’t want too many people around you in case they'd block your reception.
StarTAC: Has anyone ever looked cooler than when you flipped up that phone and pulled out the antenna because someone was trying to reach you? We think not. You were a STAR wherever you went, and you owned the streets.
You were so well-liked and had TOOOO many people to keep in contact with. Therefore, you needed that extra keyboard space. When you flipped up your screen, you always had new messages. Your social life was just that hot.
You chose to live an alternative lifestyle and still do. If you even had a phone, it was one that no one else had ever heard of because that’s the way you do things. If people needed to reach you, they would have to get creative because your time was precious and limited.