Hello, fellow fast-food lovers, Lara and Pablo here, and we recently asked the BuzzFeed Community for their best McDonald's secret menu hacks.
Lara's thoughts: WHY WOULD YOU MESS UP PERFECTION??? WHY??? McDonald's fries are literally perfect. These fries are not. These fries were so hard they nearly cut my gums. Throw these away in the trash where they belong.
Pablo's thoughts: These were stale AF! If I wanted to chew on a piece of tasteless potato gum, I'd ask for that instead. Don't fuck with something that's already perfect.
Lara's thoughts: I didn't want to like this — but I ended up loving it. It was so good. The perfect combination of sweet and sour and grease. I would absolutely order this again. My stomach is growling just thinking about it.
Pablo's thoughts: And on the third day, God created the Sweet and Sour McMuffin. This was an experience to say the least. You get three levels of flavor, all of which complement each other beautifully. This is gourmet and I'm here for it.
Lara's thoughts: McDonald's, please start selling this on your menu as an actual item. Then I will start ordering it. I love apple pie and I love ice cream. This has both of those things. What's not to love?
Pablo's thoughts: This was the best item by far. My lazy ass would probably never spend the time to blend two things together, but if this was being sold, it's all I would buy. I'm gettin' a lil' turned on just thinking about it.
Lara's thoughts: All right, normally I would say get rid of the bacon, but this combo works so well. McChickens are delicious as is, but adding in that special sauce and some crunchy bacon made this sandwich orgasmic. This is the kind of sandwich I would eat and then hide my wrappers in someone else's trash can so no one knew it was me.
Pablo's thoughts: OK, so I hate bacon (don't come for me), but I'll make an exception for this. I fucking love McChickens, and this was soooo much more! The bacon and Mac sauce added a kick that takes this sandwich to YAS levels. Try this out ASAP!
Lara's thoughts: No. If I wanted to eat a grilled cheese I wouldn't order it from McDonald's. This sandwich should be ashamed of itself.
Pablo's thoughts: This was an onion sandwich. NOTHING about that sounds appealing. Keep your grilled cheese, Mickey D's.
Lara's thoughts: This is disgusting. There, I said it. If you want to eat multiple sandwiches, just eat multiple sandwiches. Don't stack them on top of each other and act like it's normal and good. It's an abomination and I won't stand for it. This is something I would expect from the Indiana State Fair, not McDonald's.
Pablo's thoughts: I hate this, simply from a practical standpoint. Despite what you've heard, my mouth doesn't open this wide, and I'm not about to dislocate my jaw trying to get this McMountain in my mouth.