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Lala saying on camera, "I think Tom Sandoval has a thing for Raquel" — and Tom Sandoval lying about not being able to get a car home to Ariana after her grandmother died?? This week's episode was A LOT...
Which is basically just that Raquel literally told her she had stayed there after showing up late to "work." (Let's not pretend any of these people, except maybe Charli and Peter, actually still work at SUR.) Raquel said she slept on the couch because it was "easier than going home." OOOOOOOOk.
BTW, why was Katie making sandwiches at Villa Rosa again? Please make this storyline at least sort of make sense.
PREVIEW: Ken reveals Raquel slept over at Sandoval’s while Ariana was out of town. #pumprules pic.twitter.com/TDdkieFP7B
— Vanderpump Rules (@sur_rules) April 28, 2023
Just normal convos you have with your boss! Nothing to see here! Tom Sandoval tells LVP that Raquel hung out "for a little bit" and then "she dipped out" — which Katie then has to explain the meaning of to LVP — before finally admitting that Raquel did, in fact, stay the night. He then tries to defend it by saying he has "people crash at his house all the time." OK. Sure. And a single woman while your long-time partner is out of town GRIEVING FOR HER GRANDMOTHER????????
I feel like Vanderpump Rules should now start putting time stamps on all the confessionals for clarity.
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) May 4, 2023
He literally tells James, "She dipped out." Then later tells him, oh she and Schwartz both spent the night. But didn't you JUST SAY she dipped out???? When questioned, Sandoval appears flustered and then says, "I said she dipped out and went to bed. She literally went into my fucking room." OH MY GOD. Btw he then corrects himself to say "guest room, or whatever," but by this point, we alllllll know.
Ariana also says she is "not well" and that she is "barely hanging on." I want to wrap my arms around her and give her a hug while simultaneously beating Tom Sandoval's a**.
We also find out that Schwartz and Sandoval lied to Brock about Raquel staying the night because of "the optics." I honestly can't believe we're watching this. I am fully freaking out and low-key sweating. Sandoval says, "WE SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD THE TRUTH." And, "It was stupid." NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! Sorry for yelling.
Raquel then shares that she is so appreciative of her friendships, and Tom Sandoval is all "you're so confident and badass" now, and meanwhile, I am like, shut the fuck UP!!!
Tom Sandoval also cannot STOP STARING AT RAQUEL. Shoutout to the Vanderpump Rules editing team for finding every moment.
James claims he DOES NOT still have feelings for Raquel (a lie, imo) and says his feelings are more about "losing his friends."
Side note: Why do I find James attractive this season? It's actually really upsetting to me, and I appreciate any condolences you can offer.
Ariana, understandably, is visibly upset and tries to clarify that he KNEW HER GRANDMOTHER HAD DIED and ALSO THAT HIS RIDE WAS LEAVING and yet CHOSE TO STAY IN NEWPORT BEACH FOR SOME REASON. (The reason was obviously Raquel, which we now know.) Sandoval then has the FUCKING AUDACITY to say to Ariana, "Yeah, I figured you would want to be alone." ALONE??? ALONE??? WHEN SHE IS GRIEVING HER GRANDMOTHER'S DEATH OF MERE HOURS, YOU DUMB OPOSSUM??? WHEN SHE CALLED YOU AND ASKED YOU TO COME HOME? I need a breather.