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27 Unexpected Things That Happen As You Get Older

Is this a hangover or am I actually dead?

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1. You stop recognizing people being interviewed on the red carpet.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?? WHERE'S NSYNC?

2. You'll have a hangover but actually think you are dying.

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LITERALLY DYING.

3. You won't have any idea about new apps.

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WTF IS KIK?????

4. At one point, all of a sudden, you wonder who ISN'T having a baby.

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According to Facebook, it's LITERALLY NO ONE.

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5. You are EXHAUSTED the next day if you don’t make it to sleep by 11 p.m.

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And that's pushing it.

6. Your parents will stop paying for the cell phone and doing your laundry and you’re like, "This the brokest I’ve ever been."

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Remember when we thought we were broke in college? hahahahahahha

7. Your friends will update their Facebook status about big life events before literally even texting you.

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"I'm so happy to announce that I didn't even call my friends about this life event because everyone communicates through social media now."

8. Your parents will turn your room into something unrecognizable.

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And you’re like “LOL COOL GUESS ILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH.”

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9. You'll start experiencing weird body aches WITH NO EXPLANATIONS.

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WAS THAT MY KIDNEY?? :: gets on WebMD ::

10. Your metabolism becomes as lazy as you are about going to the gym.

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I mean, whatever, it's not YOUR fault you forgot a sock.

Wait.

11. People will start telling you that you look great (for your age).

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Is that a compliment or...?

12. Clothes you wore as a tween/teen are now coming back in style and it’s scary yet also convenient.

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"MOM DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT OLD JEAN JACKET???"

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13. You start to look forward to the weekend so that you can SLEEP.

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"Wanna hang out?" No. I'll be sleeping.

14. You'll find yourself saying "Ugh, kids these days..."

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BAN YOUTHS.

15. You feel an unexplainable rage to hurt any teen that says they "feel old."

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OH DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY?

16. You begin to have to Google all abbreviations you see online.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "TBH??"

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17. You'll notice something from the '90s described as "vintage" and want to die.

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You. Cannot. Be. Serious.

18. You'll have to give up certain foods because your body will decide to develop HEARTBURN.

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Never forget the time you ate a chili dog in 2013.

19. You won't understand why shows from your youth (Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake) need a reboot because they were just on TV like five minutes ago.

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I just watched that basically last week.

20. You'll say something like “Remember gel pens?” and be met with a blank stare.

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ANYONE? BUELLER?

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21. You will slowly start to realize that your favorite film came out over a decade ago.

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How is that even possible?

22. You'll deal with an existential crisis every time someone says that a song you listened to in college came out “when I was in third grade.”

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WHAT ARE YOU, 3 YEARS OLD??

23. You'll come to the sick realization that people born in 2000 are now teenagers.

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:: faints ::

24. You'll be horrified when you find out your celeb crush is 7 to 10 years younger than you are.

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I DIDN'T KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW.

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25. You'll remember a time when “troll,” “favorite,” “follow,” and “like” had different meanings.

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I only used to follow attractive people through the grocery store.

26. You'll find a gray hair.

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Then immediately find six more.

27. And you'll have to deal with older generations shitting on your generation.

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YEAH LOL YOU GUYS ARE JUST PERFECT.

But you know what? Even with all this, growing older rocks.

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Age is just a number, baby!