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When you say, "I only need one thing, but I'll grab a cart just in case":
2.
When you look at things you very well know you don't need:
3.
And then go ahead and buy 'em anyway:
4.
When you've got a few extra dollars to throw around:
5.
And then spend every single one of them:
6.
When you begin to a get little too close to that bullseye:
7.
And refuse to start your day without some one-on-one time:
8.
When you've got opinions about the name:
9.
When you know that some stores just can't compete:
10.
When the dollar section improves your life:
11.
As does a really good sale:
12.
Even if it's something you'll just keep stashed in storage for the rest of your life:
13.
When you enter at your own risk:
14.
And proceed to black out and lose all concept of time:
15.
When you start to see those iconic red words everywhere you go:
16.
When you follow your dreams:
17.
When you find a way to be there, even when you're not:
18.
When you make the mistake of dressing the part:
19.
When you hear unspeakable things:
20.
And have to find a quick way to cleanse yourself of all that negativity:
21.
And finally, when you entertain yourself anyway you can:
