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me: *eats the whole edible* *an hour passes* how it feels when i try to get up off the couch:
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"These edibles ain't shit." *20 minutes later*
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me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:
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just logged an edible on MyFitnessPal
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me: man this edible aint doing shit me 30 minutes later:
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ate a weed gummy earlier and cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 hours
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Me:”Yo fuck man this edible ain’t shit” Edible:”Bet” Me: https://t.co/6CM2Sg7QVr
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This edible ain’t shit Me 45 min later https://t.co/gM9iqzsLWl
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When your boss calls a last-minute Friday meeting and you jumped the gun on your edible.
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“that edible was trash” *20 minutes later*
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"This edible weak af" *30 minutes later* https://t.co/Lbvd3WNrXM
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*these edibles are shit* 2 hours later:
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just ate a weed brownie i’m boutta read the bible for the next 8 hours
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I ate some weed caramels earlier today and just said "thank you" to a closed door a full minute after the food delivery guy left
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When you ate the whole weed brownie and start hearing color
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Me high off a WHOLE edible staring at the tsa lady for 15 min after handing her my debit card when she asked for my ID https://t.co/CFFhVMiiyP
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Me: I have such a high tolerance this edible wont even affect me Me an hour later:
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people i went to high school with on social media: i just got married and we're buying our first house! we both have stable jobs me on social media: this edible is making my pussy feel weird. send tweet
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Me: this edible ain't shit *one hour later*