Hello dear friends, and welcome. If you, like me, have been completely entranced by the reality show entitled Vanderpump Rules since it premiered on Bravo on January 7, 2013, then boy am I glad you are here.
Vanderpump Rules Season 10 is currently airing every Wednesday night on Bravo. And you probably know by now, while this season is airing, a huge scandal broke out in real-time which revealed that cast mates Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss were carrying on a months-long affair. This revelation came with the knowledge that long-time couple on the show, Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval, were no more, because he's a loser cheater face. (And honestly, thank god she's free of him, tbqfh.)
Because as much as I would love to spend 15 hours straight discussing Tom Sandoval (or Tom #1), today we are here to discuss the OTHER Tom. Tom #2, if you will. Tom-othy Schwartz.
Tom Schwartz, aka Schwartzy — and tbh also sometimes known as Bubba — is considered somewhat of an OG in the Vanderpump Rules world. He was not technically an original full-time cast member when the show premiered in 2013, but he was a side character in Season 1 because he was in a relationship with main character and full-time cast member Katie Maloney. He became a full-time cast member in 2014. And since his day one appearance on the show, he has LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN THE WORST.
So, without further ado, let's review the evidence. And then we can give him his flowers for being The Worst. ❤️
Please note this is not by any means an exhaustive list because, quite frankly, I don't have 25 hours to dedicate to this, but it will cover some of his greatest hits.