1. The beach doesn't want anyone to outshine it.
WHO'S CUTE NOW? Still me. The beach.
2. Or for anyone to get too romantic near it.
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"SINGLE4LIFE SO U R 2." - Beach
3. It definitely doesn't like people who pose for bikini glam shots.
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LOL WHOOPS!
4. Or cute couple pictures.
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Buh-bye.
5. Worst of all, wedding pictures. Nope. GTFO.
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I can't love so you can't either. Mwahaha.
6. And if people don't learn their lesson from others, the beach will keep teaching it.
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Some people never learn.
7. The beach isn't gonna stand for anyone's early morning yoga.
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GO BACK TO BED.
8. And people driving on it.
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I AM NOT YOUR ROAD, HUMANS.
9. And anyone who tries to parasail off the beach may be punished.
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You get what you deserve.
10. Sometimes it doesn't feel like being surfed on.
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You just USE me for my WAVES.
11. Or witnessing people relaxing in the salty breeze.
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REMINDER: I'm in charge always and forever.
12. It will steal your clothing.
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HAHA GOTCHA.
13. It will ruin your family pictures.
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TAKE YOUR HAPPY FAMILY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
14. And your glamour shots.
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Oh sorry, is getting hit with a wave not the look you were going for? My bad! Lol!
