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When she wasn't afraid to call it exactly as she saw it.
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When she was straight-up honest about how friendship works.
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When she had the most valid excuse ever for breaking up with someone.
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And when she summed up how you feel about most things in life.
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When she said what you really think every time you're invited somewhere.
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When she gave you the perfect excuse to get off the phone.
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When she gave you the most solid advice.
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And when she was on point about working 40 hours a week.
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When she was eating food and said exactly how you feel every time you eat food.
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When she summed up your sexual orientation, which is just, basically, "I hate everyone."
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When she provided you with a flawless life motto.
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And when she schooled you in how to be a boss bitch.
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When she made you feel less weird about being so awkward.
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And when she taught you to dance like no one is watching.
15.
When she explained that people are confusing and also the worst and you were like, "Yep."
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When she blessed you with her style and gave you a new fashion idol.
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When she proved that her taste is very refined.
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When she was in it to win it, no matter the cost.
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When she taught you how to be more self-sufficient.
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When she wasn't down to put up with anyone's shit, no matter what.
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When she provided you with true relationship goals.
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When she made you feel better about your lack of makeup skills.
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When she spoke too much truth about public transportation.
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And when she was confident as hell and didn't give a damn.
