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Thoughts All Hot Cheetos Fans Have Had Before

Is this what heaven tastes like?

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1. It's 10 a.m. I can't have Hot Cheetos this early.

2. Can I?

3. Should I?

4. I just need to taste that hot, red dust in my mouth.

5. When was the last time I had them?

6. It feels like it's been forever.

7. Has it really only been 12 hours?

8. My friend told me I eat too many Hot Cheetos, but what does she even know?

9. It's not my fault that they're perfectly spicy and crunchy.

10. That's on the people who created them. That's on them.

11. I'm just going to buy a bag and keep it near me.

12. But I won't open it yet.

13. Look at it sitting there. So pretty.

14. God, how did I ever live without these?

15. I know these aren't like...healthy. But how bad can they be, really?

16. I only eat them every once in a while.

17. And like, every day this week.

18. But I deserve them.

19. I think my fingers are stained red forever.

20. And my cuticles? How is that possible?

21. I honestly don't even care though. It's worth it.


22. HOW IS IT ONLY 10:15 AM??!!

23. I need these Hot Cheetos in my mouth like I've never needed anything before ever.

24. I'm just going to open the bag so I can smell the red dust.

25. But I'm NOT going to eat any.

26. Wow, look at how crunchy that one looks.

27. And how red it is. There's so much dust on it.

28. OK I'll just have one.

29. Maybe three. But that's it. I don't want to spoil my lunch.

30. Oh, wow. These are as good as they were yesterday.



33. I don't even remember eating them all.

34. I missed out on the entire experience.

35. I forgot to savor each Flamin' Hot Cheeto.

36. I need to get another bag.

37. I don't care what anyone thinks. I need it.

38. But, also, while I'm back in the store I should probably buy two more bags because what if I'm hungry later tonight? And what about tomorrow?!

39. My week was really stressful.

40. And I ate really healthy this entire week. Mostly.

41. I know I tell myself I deserve a lot of things, but I actually really deserve all of these Hot Cheetos.

42. I refuse to believe otherwise.

43. God, Hot Cheetos are so good.

44. I think I'm addicted to Hot Cheetos. Fuck.