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It must be nice to have so much free time!
No, but I think my pizza clock started ticking.
Weird, NOT having them is the best decision I've made so far!
It feels pretty meaningful as is. Maybe I could use some ice cream, but otherwise I'm good.
Oh, right, it must have escaped me that having children is the only form of responsibility in the world.
You are too; you're running out of time before I realize you're a jerk and never talk to you again.
Probably, but that doesn't mean I need to pop some kiddos out right now.
This is not a reason to have children. Also, that's what the government is for.
Ohhhh are you psychic now, too?
Just because I don't have children doesn't mean I sit around eating bonbons.
I'm sorry that you can't...but that was your choice, and this is mine.
And you might regret having kids, but I don't point that out to you.
Nope. Doing just fine. Thanks for your concern.
Then I wouldn't exist?
If by "going through a phase" you mean following my dreams and aspirations, then yeah, I guess I am.
No, being selfish would be having a child when I don't want one.
Perfect, then! Since I'm not planning on raising one...
Having children doesn't make you more mature than me. All right? All right.