1. The entire state of New York waits in line for a taxi at the airport. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed The ENTIRE state. Fact. 2. You don't need anything else to survive besides New York pizza. Flickr: randar / Via Creative Commons Which is cool since it's SO CHEAP. 3. You can't actually hail a cab by yelling at it. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed They literally cannot hear you. 4. Once you DO hail a cab, let it be known that cab drivers don't like small talk. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com "You must know all the terminals by heart now! haha! That must be cool." —Me"No." —Cab driver 5. On trash night, there is literal trash everywhere you look. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed PILES OF TRASH. Welcome to New York. 6. People will NOT move out of the way when you walk past them. Flickr: ennuipoet / Via Creative Commons Bruised shoulders are SO NY. 7. Rats live in NYC, too. Flickr: 39908901@N06 / Via Creative Commons And people there act like it ISN'T EVEN A THING. "Yeah, rats live here." OH, OK. 8. You should wear walking shoes. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed And by walking shoes I don't mean your fairly new combat boots that need breaking in, LARA. 9. The hotels will break your bank and will be the size of a closet. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed Don't even try to watch TV, you won't be able to see it. 10. You shouldn't drink the water in the hotel room because it isn't free. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed EVEN IF YOU JUST WALKED 13 BLOCKS AND YOU ARE PARCHED. They don't care. 11. You don't have to wait for the walk sign to cross the street. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed And you shouldn't if you want to get where you're going at a reasonable time. 12. Tourists LOVE squirrels and will spend at least 30 minutes staring at them and throwing food at their round little bellies. Caroline Moss And sometimes they even TOUCH the squirrels. 13. You have to purchase a card to get on the subway and people will get annoyed with you when you don't understand how to buy it and end up taking 20 minutes. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed It's not MY fault that they wouldn't take a 20. 14. The subway is very crowded and smells like feet, coffee, and urine. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed And it lurches A LOT so it's pretty difficult to take a selfie. 15. Central Park is HUGE and you can definitely get lost while staring at the oddly green-colored water. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed And get run over by joggers. And feel bad about yourself because of all the people doing workouts. 16. Shake Shack has a better burger than In-N-Out. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 17. You have to wait HOURS in line for something called a cronut that will DEFINITELY make your stomach hurt. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed Cronut = croissant and doughnut. I KNOW, RIGHT? 18. You shouldn't buy an "I <3 NYC" T-shirt if you want to fit in. Sam Stryker @sbstryker friends don’t let friends make bad decisions RT @laraeparker: No one will let me buy an "I ❤️ NYC" shirt :( 03:19 AM - 20 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Sam Stryker@sbstrykerFollowfriends dont let friends make bad decisions RT @laraeparker: No one will let me buy an "I NYC" shirt :(8:19 PM - 19 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite 19. There is literally nowhere better to experience fall weather. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed Probably/most definitely a fact. 20. You'll smile 1,000 time a day because everyone in NYC is GORGEOUS. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed Gods and goddesses among us mere mortals. 21. And Carrie Bradshaw was living a damn lie. HBO Because her closet was bigger than my hotel room.