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29 Things Everyone Says When They Text And What They Actually Mean

lol = I'm definitely not laughing out loud

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1.

What you say: "haha"

What you mean: "It's not funny, but I feel awkward so I'll give you a pity laugh."

2.

What you say: "Dead."

What you mean: "I have mentally deceased but physically I am perfectly fine and I'm watching TV."

3.

What you say: "I am literally dead."

What you mean: "I'm 100% alive and well."

4.

What you say: "BYE"

What you mean: "I'm not actually ending the conversation but you're being a real dick."

5.

What you say: "lol"

What you mean: "I don't think this is funny, and I'm DEFINITELY not laughing out loud."

6.

What you say: "OMFG"

What you mean: "NO YOU DID NOT."

7.

What you say: "why"

What you mean: "I'm not actually asking why, I'm just pointing out that something is stupid AF."

8.

What you say: "Dyingggggg"

What you mean: "I'm aliiiveeee but this drama is TOO GOOD".

9.

What you say: "RIP ME"

What you mean: "I can't believe you just said that, but tell me more."

10.

What you say: "Don't @ me"

What you mean: "This is my opinion, don't argue with it, ever."

11.

What you say: "literally"

What you mean: "What in the actual fuck."

12.

What you say: "omgggg can't breathe"

What you mean: "I'm breathing fine, but you're kinda funny."

13.

What you say: "lol k"

What you mean: "You have a point, but idc."

14.

What you say: "ummm"

What you mean: "hold me back"

15.

What you say: "🙃"

What you mean: "I just said something shady."

16.

What you say: "AMA"

What you mean: "Judge me, I dare you."

17.

What you say: "wut"

What you mean: "Are you high? What are you even talking about?"

18.

What you say: "you have absolutely no chill"

What you mean: "You need to calm the fuck down."

19.

What you say: "😁"

What you mean: "I don't know how you're going to react to this so I added this face to make it less awk."

20.

What you say: "HAHAHAHAH"

What you mean: "I'm actually laughing out loud."

21.

What you say: "lmao"

What you mean: "This is decently funny but I'm definitely not laughing that hard."

22.

What you say: "hate myself"

What you mean: "I just said or did something stupid that I'll forget about in two minutes."

23.

What you say: "😊😊😊"

What you mean: "I just said something shitty but I'm gonna act like I didn't."

24.

What you say: "Ok."

What you mean: "I am very pissed at you."

25.

What you say: "Are u drunk"

What you mean: "Why are you talking about actual emotions with me? Plz stop."

26.

What you say: "fml"

What you mean: "I just did something embarrassing but it was kinda funny so I'm probs gonna post about it on Facebook later."

27.

What you say: "cool"

What you mean: "That's actually not cool at all. I will haunt you when I die."

28.

What you say: "tho"

What you mean: "I'm not playing around."

29.

What you say: "K"

What you mean: "I may never speak to you again."

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