A "lake bum" tank, so everyone knows who you really are.
An "on lake time" coozie so that you are able to enjoy happy hour whenever the hell you want.
A massive, inflatable water slide able to keep everyone entertained for days.
This sign that will always remind you of your home.
This floating beer pong table, which is technically made for pools, but probably only because these people have never experienced lakes.
And this pillow that speaks the absolute truth and nothing else.