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26 Things That Only Make Sense In The Midwest

Cedar Point > Disney World

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1. Being late to work because you were stuck behind a tractor.

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2. Buying concealer specifically for your mosquito bites.

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3. Cheese being its very own food group.

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4. Puppy Chow serving as a well-balanced meal.

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5. Going to Walmart and accidentally having a high school reunion.

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Including your high school teachers.

6. Screaming "PADIDDLE" at the top of your lungs and punching the roof of your car.

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VICTORY.

7. Loving your Aunt more than anyone else.

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8. Swearing allegiance to the one true dressing.

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The light and the way forever.

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9. Never getting a goddamn snow day.

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Six feet of snow on the ground? Ehhh, one-hour delay.

10. Avoiding very specific driving hazards.

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11. Looking nice for the county fair, the social event of the season.

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Fair Queen > Prom Queen

12. Preferring lakes over any other body of water.

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Suck it, shark-infested ocean.

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13. Refusing to attend parties that do not include cornhole.

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14. Wearing shorts on a balmy 40-degree day.

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A light dusting of snow? Pffffft.

15. Losing friendships, because sports.

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16. Accepting camo as both hunting attire and solid everyday fashion.

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17. Designing your entire beauty regimen around combating humidity.

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18. Feeling zero surprise when it's 70 and sunny one day, and 30 and snowing the next.

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19. Being constantly surrounded by your unwanted pets every spring.

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20. Ending every social engagement with a glorious trip to Steak and Shake.

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21. Automatically assuming every thunderstorm will result in a tornado.

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Was that a funnel cloud? That was totally a funnel cloud.

22. Having very strong feelings about the correct way to build a bonfire.

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It makes the party, guys.

23. Choosing Cedar Point over Disney World every time.

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24. A successful drive = not hitting a deer.

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25. Gasping in horror when someone refers to a fizzy beverage as anything other than "pop."

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26. Waving and saying hello to complete strangers as if you'd known them for years.

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Because anything else would just be rude.