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29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Have Big Boobs

I didn't choose the big-boob life; it chose me.

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2. Hugging becomes pretty awkward because your boobs reach the person before your arms do.

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3. You grasp yourself anytime you run up stairs, or down stairs.

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Because you're terrified of what would happen if you didn't.

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4. You lose food in your boobs.

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And then find entire crackers at the end of the day when it's time to take the bra off.

6. Seat belts will try to choke you.

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7. Boob sweat will accompany you wherever you go.

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9. Your shopping experience will be a little limited.

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10. You'll definitely have an embarrassing moment at work when you try to look nice and your buttons pop open.

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11. People will tell you to "put them away."

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LOL OK! Let me just cut them off real quick...

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12. Your nipples will definitely try to poke their heads out and explore.

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13. You're bound to injure yourself.

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14. Putting on a sports bra is essentially a workout in itself.

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And trying to get it off after sweating will be the death of you.

15. And speaking of working out, you'll need AT LEAST three bras.

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16. You won't always spill things on yourself, but when you do... it will be on your boobs.

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17. You'll have nightmares about having to run away from something chasing you because you won't be able to.

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WELP, GUESS THIS IS THE END.

18. You will have permanent indents in your shoulders from bras struggling to hold up your boobs.

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MY BRA IS MY HERO. So hardworking.

19. And you'll always be able to subtract several pounds from the scale on account of your boobs.

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20. You won't be able to jump for joy, or really jump at all.

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21. Your bra underwire will try to murder you.

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23. And when you go out to eat, you'll request a table as opposed to a booth to avoid the inevitable.

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24. As soon as you lie on your back, you'll lose sight of the TV.

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26. You have to be careful wearing long necklaces because they will be lost FoReVeR in your boobs.

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27. And your bras are so big, you can find lots of uses for them.

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28. The whole "built-in bra" feature will make you laugh until you cry.

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LOL THAT'S A BRA??? GOOD JOKE.

29. You'll buy cute new shoes, but never get to actually admire them.

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CAN'T SEE MY FEET.

And you'll complain about your boobs and the problems they give you, but you can't imagine not having big boobs.

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I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE BIG BOOB LIFE; IT CHOSE ME.