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17 Things Only Women Who Are Commitment-Phobes Will Understand

Not even clothing can tie you down.

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1. The idea of getting a tattoo has pretty much never crossed your mind, because the one time it did you realized it was forever and freaked out.


3. Because honestly, if you're going on a date, you want an END TIME.

Your time is precious.

4. You own several different kinds of beauty products because you can't possibly commit to just ONE.

Seven shampoos for every day of the week.


5. And the same goes for your purses... you can't ever choose just one.


6. When it comes time to move, you end up throwing out half the things you own.

Because not even clothes can tie you down.

7. You've never really been good at the whole "talking about your feelings" thing.

You stay true to who you are.

8. And that's because you try to avoid declarations of love at all cost.

** burns phone **


9. Your friends call you out on your phobia all the time, but they can't change who you are.

And really, why would they want to?

10. You change up your looks often because you can't stick with one look.

But it just makes you that much more INTERESTING.

11. Sometimes you feel like the entire world is silently pushing you to commit to something

And you're just like, "No, seriously, not happening."

12. And trying to decide on a snack can become a real problem.



13. It's always been difficult for people to make plans with you, but that's because you don't make plans... you make options.

Sorry not sorry.

14. And, basically, your favorite form of exercise is running the hell away from commitment.

And that is fine.

15. The number of times you've given out a fake number is immeasurable because you fear where it might go.

You can't risk it.

17. But at the end of the day, you're committed to one thing...

... and that's your lack of commitment.