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17 Things Only People Who Dislike Children Will Understand

Please, no more screaming babies.

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1. The EXTREME pain it causes you to see millions of children on your Facebook timeline every day.

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Oh my god, make it stop.

2. The fake excitement you've had to muster up when a friend announces a pregnancy.

Oh...............yay?
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Oh...............yay?

3. The number of times your meal has been ruined in a restaurant when a child shows up.

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Plz wipe your face.

4. The annoyance you feel when you're out picking up groceries and there's a child in the aisle you need.

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:: Avoids aisle AT ALL COSTS until child leaves ::

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5. The pain you feel when you're literally ANYWHERE and a child shows up.

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:: leaves immediately ::

6. And the paralyzing fear you feel when you get on a flight and realize you're seated near a child.

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7. The internal battle you have when a child won't stop staring at you so you smile then they think it means you're now friends.

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DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

8. The awkward moment when someone asks you to hold their baby and you're like, "LOL NO THANKS."

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9. The confusion you have felt when a child draws you a picture and you can't even tell what the hell it is.

So you're all like, "Uh, thanks for this tree!" And they're like, "IT'S A SPACESHIP."
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So you're all like, "Uh, thanks for this tree!" And they're like, "IT'S A SPACESHIP."

10. The annoyance you feel when a child is rude to you and the parents are like, "They're just so tired."

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YEAH, COOL, SO AM I. And I'm not being a dick, so...

11. When someone tells you how smart their baby is, and you're like, "They literally cannot even talk."

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12. When someone INSISTS on showing you their ultrasound picture and you have to act excited about a blob.

What a ... pretty?... baby.
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What a ... pretty?... baby.

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13. The anger you experience when a child insults your clothing choice.

Kid in target told me my hat was ugly so I told him Santa wasn't real

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Kid in target told me my hat was ugly so I told him Santa wasn't real

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14. And the laughter you hold back when someone asks when you're planning on having children of your own.

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LOL YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT? Has to be a joke.

15. The struggle of wanting to see a family movie, but knowing that kids will be in the theater.

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16. Knowing that you'll never buy candy or turn your porch light on during Halloween.

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17. And the irritation you feel when people tell you, "Yeah but you WERE a kid."

Don't remind me.
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Don't remind me.