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29 Things No One Tells You About Being A Harry Potter Fanatic

Harry Potter and Never Being Able to Move On.

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1. You'll never stop waiting for your Hogwarts letter.

But don't worry, it'll come this year.

2. You'll spend the rest of your life rereading the books.

3. And they'll get better each time.

4. You'll name ALL of your pets after Harry Potter characters.

And maybe (most likely) your children.

5. You'll never really get over the death of Dobby.

At least he died a free elf.

6. You'll never stop wishing there were just one more book release.

7. Or just one more movie premiere.


10. You'll find yourself physically attracted to anyone who has a Harry Potter tattoo.

Take me to your Forbidden Forest.

12. Your friends and family will always know when you're rereading the seventh book because you'll be a damn mess.


13. You've been involved in many arguments over what the movies should and should not have left out.

15. You refer to everyone you hate as being "such an Umbridge."

16. You'll spend your free time perfecting impersonations of your favorite characters.

17. You will pledge allegiance to the DA.

18. You will live by the words and advice of Albus Dumbledore.

20. Every year on Sept. 1, you will feel a ping of sadness at realizing you're not on your way to Hogwarts.

21. And you'll constantly think about how upgraded your life would be if you were a witch or a wizard.

23. And you'll slowly become highly sensitive to someone calling you a Muggle.


24. You question your sanity when you realize that you actually identify as a witch or a wizard.


27. You'll never stop appropriating Wizarding World culture.

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