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23 Things No One In The Midwest Has Time For

Snow in April.

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2. And 30-degree weather in the middle of April.

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THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.

3. An indecisive Mother Nature who can't decide between rain and snow.

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SLEET. WOW. AWESOME. COOL.

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4. Waiting until it's actually October to pick out a pumpkin.

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:: runs to the pumpkin patch in September ::

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10. Hailstorms throwing down pea-sized hail on everything in sight.

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YEAH NO, IT'S FINE, DOESN'T HURT AT ALL.

11. Irrationally freezing weather on Halloween making it rather difficult to gather candy.

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C'MON.

12. Living anywhere that isn't as beautiful as this every autumn.

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LOL, no thanks.

13. Calling carbonated beverages anything other than "pop."

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Because that IS what it's called.

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16. Eating pizza that isn't deep dish style.

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I mean, pizza is pizza but is it really?

17. Waiting for a cow to get out of the middle of the road.

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Moooooooooooove.

18. Getting a milkshake from anywhere other than Steak 'n Shake.

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What's the point?

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19. Swimming anywhere other than a lake during the summer.

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Lakes > pools. Fact of life.

20. Thinking twice about getting gas from a place called Kum & Go.

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LOL, get it?

21. People thinking that you can actually tip cows.

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Good luck.

22. Dealing with anyone who doesn't have Midwestern manners.

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23. And listening to anyone who says the Midwest isn't the best part of the United States.

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Midwest is best. Period.

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