Buzz·Posted on Mar 25, 201519 Things Everyone In A New Relationship Is Guilty Of DoingPretending you don't have bodily functions.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Spending nearly 25 minutes saying good-bye to each other because both of you refuse to be the first to hang up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX So... Have a good night! And a good day tomorrow! And a good weekend! See you later. Or maybe soon. OK, bye! 2. Being more polite than you've been since you were in elementary school. ABC ::holds door open for everyone just to impress your S.O.:: 3. And taking more time getting ready than you did before your first job interview. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo 4. Sugarcoating everything you say to make sure that it's delivered PERFECTLY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oxygen / Via levi-clean-freak.tumblr.com I was wondering, if maybe, you know, if you wanted to, if you wanted to see a movie, maybe? If you want. 5. Pretending that you don't have bodily functions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW HAHA what's that smell? I think it's the neighbor... 6. Half-sleeping for the first SEVERAL sleepovers because you're terrified that you will snore or talk in your sleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW Do not fart in your sleep. Do not fart in your sleep. 7. And spending at least 10 minutes on each text even if it's just saying "haha!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Plz think everything I say is witty and brilliant. 8. Showering more than you've showered in months because you want to make sure your skin smells intoxicating at all times. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via levi-clean-freak.tumblr.com You can't SWEAT yet. 9. Marking down the day you started talking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC And the first time you went on a date. And the first time you kissed. 10. Texting everyone you've ever talked to just to say the words "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend." Lara Parker for BuzzFeed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 11. And uploading more pics than usual because you're so damn proud that you have someone new to pose with! View this photo on Instagram instagram.com HELLO, HI, YES, THIS IS MY BOO. BE JEALOUS. 12. Clearing out your whole weekend just to make sure you have time to spend with them in case they ask. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Dreamworks Pictures I'm busy avoiding all plans except yours!! 13. Incessantly talking to your friends about them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC DID I TELL YOU THAT HE WATCHES THE WALKING DEAD, TOO?!?! 14. Holding hands until you physically cannot anymore because your palms are dripping with sweat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via rphelper.com 15. Spending over 15 minutes conducting the perfect good-night text. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Sweet dreams about me!!! lol jk, about basketball." 16. Planning out surprises, even if it's just to surprise them with a Chipotle burrito. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 17. Sipping half of your drink, and immediately texting them about how much you like them. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com I likeee you SoOOooOoooOo much!!!! 18. Thinking of the most random conversation topics just because you don't want the conversation to end. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Dreamworks MY FAVORITE IS GOUDA! 19. And even if it's only been a while, simply being unable to imagine your life without them in it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Family And being so damn happy that you're even annoying yourself at this point.