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19 Things Everyone In A New Relationship Is Guilty Of Doing

Pretending you don't have bodily functions.

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1. Spending nearly 25 minutes saying good-bye to each other because both of you refuse to be the first to hang up.

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So... Have a good night! And a good day tomorrow! And a good weekend! See you later. Or maybe soon. OK, bye!

2. Being more polite than you've been since you were in elementary school.

::holds door open for everyone just to impress your S.O.::
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::holds door open for everyone just to impress your S.O.::

3. And taking more time getting ready than you did before your first job interview.

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4. Sugarcoating everything you say to make sure that it's delivered PERFECTLY.

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I was wondering, if maybe, you know, if you wanted to, if you wanted to see a movie, maybe? If you want.

5. Pretending that you don't have bodily functions.

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HAHA what's that smell? I think it's the neighbor...

6. Half-sleeping for the first SEVERAL sleepovers because you're terrified that you will snore or talk in your sleep.

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Do not fart in your sleep. Do not fart in your sleep.

7. And spending at least 10 minutes on each text even if it's just saying "haha!"

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Plz think everything I say is witty and brilliant.

8. Showering more than you've showered in months because you want to make sure your skin smells intoxicating at all times.

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You can't SWEAT yet.

9. Marking down the day you started talking.

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And the first time you went on a date. And the first time you kissed.

10. Texting everyone you've ever talked to just to say the words "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend."

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11. And uploading more pics than usual because you're so damn proud that you have someone new to pose with!

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HELLO, HI, YES, THIS IS MY BOO. BE JEALOUS.

12. Clearing out your whole weekend just to make sure you have time to spend with them in case they ask.

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I'm busy avoiding all plans except yours!!

13. Incessantly talking to your friends about them.

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DID I TELL YOU THAT HE WATCHES THE WALKING DEAD, TOO?!?!

14. Holding hands until you physically cannot anymore because your palms are dripping with sweat.

15. Spending over 15 minutes conducting the perfect good-night text.

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"Sweet dreams about me!!! lol jk, about basketball."

16. Planning out surprises, even if it's just to surprise them with a Chipotle burrito.

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17. Sipping half of your drink, and immediately texting them about how much you like them.

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I likeee you SoOOooOoooOo much!!!!

18. Thinking of the most random conversation topics just because you don't want the conversation to end.

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MY FAVORITE IS GOUDA!

19. And even if it's only been a while, simply being unable to imagine your life without them in it.

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And being so damn happy that you're even annoying yourself at this point.

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