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    25 Things Every College Senior Is Tired Of Hearing

    If I knew what I was doing after college, I would tell you.

    1. "How's the job search going?"

    2. "You might have to move back in with your parents."

    3. "Time to start acting like an adult."

    4. "College is the best time of your life. Don't ever leave."

    5. "Bet you wish you had majored in something else, huh?"

    6. "Good luck, you need it with this economy."

    7. "You know... you can't take naps in the real world."

    8. "How much money will you be making?"

    9. "Have you found a job yet?"

    10. "Your sister/brother had a job offer by this time."

    11. "Postpone graduation as long as you can."

    12. "You aren't supposed to love your job. It's a job."

    13. "Are you worried about staying in touch with your friends?"

    14. "Make sure you clean up your social media presence."

    15. "Soon you'll be buying us dinner, young professional!"

    16. "Have you thought about deferring your loans? Might be a good idea."

    17. "Enjoy your last spring break EVER."

    18. "Make your résumé interesting!"

    19. "When are you settling down/getting married?"

    20. "Time to start planning for your future. Have you thought about a retirement fund?"

    21. "How will ___ feel about that decision?"

    22. "You know that doesn't pay well, right?"

    23. "It doesn't matter what you know, just who."

    24. "Maybe you should think about grad school a little more."

    25. "Where do you see yourself in the next five years?"