1. Get on that Pumpkin Spice Latte grind.
2. Filter the shit out of the trees as they change colors.
3. Buy some ~fall~ candles and burn them until the entire house smells like an autumn walk.
4. Take a picture with a pumpkin they spent all day searching for.
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That was literally the same pumpkin you called "ugly" an hour ago.
5. Buy anything that says the words "pumpkin spice" on it.
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"OMG CHRISTIE! THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE JELL-O NOW!!!!"
6. Wait in line to buy the newest iPhone.
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And take a selfie with it.
7. Wear their fave's football jersey.
8. Coordinate Halloween outfits with other basic white girls.
9. Express their excitement for the season with Photoshop.
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WHO'S READY?
10. Make cookies with their KitchenAid.
11. Crunch dead leaves in Ugg boots.
12. Wear a flannel to stay warm.
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Even though they're drinking an iced Pumpkin Spice Latte.
13. Take engagement photos.
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Even though it's going to be a spring wedding.
14. Abuse the hashtag #thankful.
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15. Apply and reapply seasonal lotion from Bath & Body Works.
16. BONFIRES.
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With s'mores.
17. Make sure everyone who comes over to their house knows that it is indeed fall.
18. Throw a pile of leaves in the air for the Instagram.
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DO IT FOR THE INSTA.
19. Look for new fall hair colors on Pinterest.

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"LIVING for this burnt orange look!"
20. Complain how cold it is while wearing a North Face.
21. Stay out all night Black Friday shopping.
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For themselves.
22. Instagram their new boots from Black Friday on top of fallen leaves.
23. Turn a Friday night into a jack-o'-lantern carving party.
24. Throw a festive Friendsgiving.
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"SHIT! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MAKE THE CRANBERRY SPREAD."