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Here's How Much The Cast Of "Vanderpump Rules" Changed From Their First Season

I don't know what I've done to you but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.

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1. Stassi Schroeder


Iconic line: "I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to her as a present, so that it tears out her insides."

2. Jax Taylor


Iconic line: "Honestly, you are a million times more important than a bottle of vodka."

3. Scheana Marie


Iconic line: "I can't cry because these eyelashes are mink."

4. Katie Maloney


Iconic line: "All I can think about is exactly how much alcohol I'm gonna need to consume to make this go smoothly."

5. Tom Sandoval


Iconic line: "If she is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun."

6. Ariana Madix


Iconic line: "I'm smarter than you. I'm prettier than you. Get the fuck over it."

7. Kristen Doute


Iconic line: "I'm not a crazy bitch anymore!"

8. Tom Schwartz


Iconic line: "What? My dick works great!"

9. Mike Shay (Shay)


Iconic line: He's kind of...quiet.

10. Lisa Vanderpump


Iconic line: "You're not important enough to hate."

11. Peter Madrigal


Iconic line: All (like, three) of them. Peter is perfect.

Note: Honorary mention LaLa Kent has only been on the show for two years and James Kennedy was omitted because he's, well, James.

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