Here's How Much The Cast Of "Vanderpump Rules" Changed From Their First Season

    I don't know what I've done to you but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.

    1. Stassi Schroeder

    Iconic line: "I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to her as a present, so that it tears out her insides."

    2. Jax Taylor

    Iconic line: "Honestly, you are a million times more important than a bottle of vodka."

    3. Scheana Marie

    Iconic line: "I can't cry because these eyelashes are mink."

    4. Katie Maloney

    Iconic line: "All I can think about is exactly how much alcohol I'm gonna need to consume to make this go smoothly."

    5. Tom Sandoval

    Iconic line: "If she is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun."

    6. Ariana Madix

    Iconic line: "I'm smarter than you. I'm prettier than you. Get the fuck over it."

    7. Kristen Doute

    Iconic line: "I'm not a crazy bitch anymore!"

    8. Tom Schwartz

    Iconic line: "What? My dick works great!"

    9. Mike Shay (Shay)

    Iconic line: He's kind of...quiet.

    10. Lisa Vanderpump

    Iconic line: "You're not important enough to hate."

    11. Peter Madrigal

    Iconic line: All (like, three) of them. Peter is perfect.

    Note: Honorary mention LaLa Kent has only been on the show for two years and James Kennedy was omitted because he's, well, James.