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19 Times Target Delivered You From Evil

You can do all things through Target who strengthens you.

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1. When you needed new body wash, and Target provided a bottle that was on sale.

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Bless you, Target, for saving me from the hell that is full price anything.

2. When you needed a serious boost to make it through your week, and Target provided you with a gift.

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Ask Target, and you shall receive.

3. When you just REALLY needed a snack, and the Target food court provided you with a salty delight.

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Give me salt and carbs, or give me death.

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4. Or when you just REALLY needed some caffeine, and Target provided you with Starbucks.

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A true gift from above.

5. When you needed a better way to drink your coffee every morning, and you found it in a new mug from Target.

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May your lips never touch anything less than a doughnut mug.

6. When you needed a quick refreshment and the Target brand Simply Balanced was there to quench your thirst.

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It gives you LIFE.

7. When you needed a little extra inspiration and found it hidden in the Target shelves.

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:: prayer hands emoji ::

8. When you didn't even know you needed new makeup, until you saw the Target makeup sale.

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And Target saved your bank account.

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9. When you were giving a gift and needed to present it with some flair.

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Target saves you from using newspaper wrapping.

10. When you wanted to wear combat boots, but also wanted to avoid re-entering your goth stage.

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Target loves you, even at your darkest.

11. When you needed a prescription filled, but also wanted to look for new clothes.

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If Target is for us, who can be against us?

12. When you needed your feet to feel as beautiful as the rest of your body.

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Target is there when you least expect it.

13. When you just couldn't be bothered to leave the house but still wanted to feel Target's presence.

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The app is always there for you.

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14. When you realized that eating could be even MORE fun with fun bowls.

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Draw near to Target, and Target will draw near to you.

15. When you were having a less-than-perfect day, and came home to a package from Target.

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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

16. When you didn't think you could ever love a Target more, until you found the new one in your neighborhood.

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And you vowed to never question your faith again.

17. When your shopping trip went over budget, until your REDcard discount saved you.

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Which meant you had even MORE money to spend at Target in the future.

18. When it was bathing suit season, but Target made it feel OK.

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Give thanks to Target.

19. And when you realized that no matter what happened — Target would always be there for you.

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Delight in Target, and it will give you the desires of your heart.

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