26 Texts You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Texted A Straight Guy

“Without me? ;)” H/T str8boytexts.

1. The guy who doesn’t bother to read your texts before responding:

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2. The emoji meltdown:

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3. The food ruiner:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

4. The denier:

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5. The guy who just doesn’t get it:

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6. The guy who gets straight to the point:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

7. The wannabe music video director:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

8. The guy who is always here for you:

@katxrodriguez / Via Twitter: @katxrodriguez

9. This asshole:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

10. The “without me” guy:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

11. The compulsive liar:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

12. The mansplainer:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

13. The jokester:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

14. The proof that masculinity is dangerous:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

15. The storyteller:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

16. The guy who really, really cannot read:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

17. Yet another compulsive liar:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

18. The guy who needs a hobby:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

19. The guy who can’t handle confidence:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

20. The guy who insists on ruining Subway:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

21. The guy who can’t take a hint:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

22. The guy who uses hashtags:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

23. The guy who thinks he’s clever:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

24. The guy who doesn’t know what “accident” means:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

25. The guy who is attracted to thumbs:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

26. And finally the guy who really “gets” women:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

H/T to Twitter user str8boytexts.

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