1. The Midwest is just corn fields.
2. The Midwest is BORING.
3. No one in the Midwest has dreams, they're content to stay in their small towns forever.
4. The Midwest is super conservative.
5. And Midwesterners party in barns on the reg.
6. Midwesterners only drink Budweiser.
7. All Midwest food is fried, then dipped in ranch.
8. People in the Midwest think cheese is a main food group.
9. In the Midwest, a fancy dinner date means the Olive Garden.
10. A night out on the town in the Midwest is basically just a trip to Walmart.
11. People in the Midwest are TOO friendly.
12. People in the Midwest spend their free time tipping cows.
13. But that's because Midwesterners all have pet cows!
