1. The Midwest is just corn fields.
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I mean, have you ever heard of Chicago? Indianapolis? Minneapolis? Columbus?
2. The Midwest is BORING.
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If you think the Midwest is boring, you're probably the one who's boring. Sorry.
3. No one in the Midwest has dreams, they're content to stay in their small towns forever.
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I grew up in a town of 500 people and I'm damn proud of it, but that doesn't mean for a second that I didn't have dreams.
4. The Midwest is super conservative.
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Iowa was the third state to legalize gay marriage. Not all of us have the same beliefs.
5. And Midwesterners party in barns on the reg.
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Barn parties are THE BEST, but that doesn't mean that's all we do.
6. Midwesterners only drink Budweiser.
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I mean, if it was literally the only thing available, maybe.
7. All Midwest food is fried, then dipped in ranch.
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During the state fair, duh!
8. People in the Midwest think cheese is a main food group.
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Cheese is a main food group everywhere.
9. In the Midwest, a fancy dinner date means the Olive Garden.
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WRONG! Cheesecake Factory, duh! LOL!
10. A night out on the town in the Midwest is basically just a trip to Walmart.
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Correction: Target
11. People in the Midwest are TOO friendly.
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Sorry we don't hate life like everyone else.
12. People in the Midwest spend their free time tipping cows.
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Have you ever tried to tip a cow? Good luck.
13. But that's because Midwesterners all have pet cows!

OK I HAD A COW IN MY BASEMENT ONE TIME.
14. People in the Midwest are the literal children of the corn.
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Only during ~CoRn MaZe~ season.
15. And the most fashionable the Midwest gets is a new John Deere hat.
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First of all, John Deere is awesome and helps feed the world. Second of all, we DO have access to malls.
16. People in the Midwest drive tractors around everywhere.
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LOL YEAH cars don't exist in the Midwest.
17. And while driving their tractors, people in the Midwest are wearing overalls.
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1. Overalls are adorable 2. They're back in style 3. You're welcome
18. People in the Midwest LOOOOVEEE buffets.
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I mean, WHO DOESN'T?
19. And Midwesterners pee their pants about car racing on a circular track!
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Only during the Indy 500, obviously, and it's probably because we drank too much.
20. Midwesterners only listen to country music.
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Yeah, when at country concerts in the summer.
21. And, everyone hates living in the Midwest.
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The Midwest is the best, and we're damn proud to live there. We wouldn't have it any other way.