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    23 Jokes About Smoking Weed That Will Probably Make You Laugh Out Loud

    "Idk man, I'm not really feeling this edible." Two hours later...

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    Me lighting a blunt after a minor inconvenience

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    When you cough for two minutes straight after taking a huge hit.

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    when you high and you been hearing something for awhile and you look over and it was your Bestfriend talking to you

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    Getting ready to go out when you’re stoned out of your gourd

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    I want there to be a TV show called Stoned and Hungry: similar to Naked and Afraid, only it’s a bunch of people stupid faded in a kitchen with a bunch of weird/random items and then the show documents what kind of munchies they come up with

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    "idk man, i'm not really feeling this edible" 45 minutes later:

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    wen u high af at dinner n ur mom b like "what did u do today"

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    Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾‍♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂

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    "These edibles ain't shit." *20 minutes later*

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    when the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying

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    When you're drunk vs when you're high

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    There's being stoned, and then there's 'eating ice cream on a train with a lighter' type of stoned

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    me: smoking weed hasn’t affected me at all someone: count to 10 me:

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    when you high and you been hearing something for awhile and you look over and it was your Bestfriend talking to you

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    When you’re high at 3 AM eating cereal while everyone else is asleep

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    the real dangers of smoking marijuana

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    LMAO the highest shit I've ever done is make a bowl of cereal, had my phone in one hand the bowl in the other, I threw the bowl on my bed instead of my phone https://t.co/sROnBDHevS

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    me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:

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    Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses

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    me and my friends trying to communicate when we’re high af

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    me when im high trying to listen to my friends

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