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15 Levels Of Being Single We've All Experienced

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4. Addicted To Swiping Right

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This person is single and kind of wants to meet someone. So they downloaded Tinder, obviously. They are convinced Tinder can save them...if they ever actually go on a date.

7. Begging Friends For A Setup

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This person is single and 100% aware of their singleness. They're ready to ask for help. So be it if that means calling friends they haven't talked to in YEARS. That person might know their soulmate.

8. Imagining Every Person As A Potential Husband Or Wife

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This person is single but still hopeful. They always shower before running errands because they never know who might be at the store...like their soulmate.

9. Planning A Wedding Without A S.O.

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This person is single and actively planning a wedding while looking for a life mate. They are keeping the dream alive one Pinterest board at a time.

Dress? Check.

Flowers? Check.

Bridesmaids? Check.

Groom/Bride? TBD

10. Constant Third Wheel

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This person's friends and family are getting concerned about their extreme singleness. Their friends are afraid that they're going to die alone — so they invite them places to make them feel better. It doesn't work.

12. Crying While Watching Rom-Coms

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This person is so single that they are convinced they will never meet their Ben Barry.

"NO I DIDN'T BEN, CAUSE YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU NEVER HAD."

* sobs *

13. Paranoid Homebody

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This person is single and incredibly paranoid. This person is praying that they don't choke while they are home alone, because they are convinced that no one will find their body for days.

They ask themselves, "WOULD ANYONE EVEN CARE IF I DIED? WOULD ANYONE NOTICE?"

15. Only Talking About How Single You Are

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Every single thing in life is a reminder of their single status. They cannot escape it.

Their battle cry is "God I'm single as f*ck."

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