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19 Signs You Really, Really Need A Dog

It's a ruff life.

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1. Basically, you REALLY want a dog. Like, you think about it at least five times a day. But you don't have one.

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Which basically ruins your entire life.

3. And you're instantly attracted to someone if they have a dog.

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Is there a Tinder but for dog owners only??

4. You care about dogs more than you care about most humans.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5. When you think of starting a family, you think of adopting a furry child.

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Not a human one.

6. And when you see a dog in public, people better get out of your way, because you're coming for it.

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HI, I KNOW WE JUST MET AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU.

7. Your happiness is pretty much dependent on how long it's been since you've seen a dog.

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You go through doggy withdrawals.

8. You've spent way too much time looking at dog clothes.

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Like, you know exactly where it is in most stores that you frequent.

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9. And if you met a genie, you know exactly what you would wish for.

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A dog, lol duh!

10. You visit your friends with a dog just to hang out with the dog.

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And your friend too, obviously.

11. You bring up the fact that you want a dog in almost every conversation.

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It's always on your mind!

12. You frequent animal shelters and pet stores just to hang out with dogs for a bit.

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And then cry the whole way home, obviously.

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13. You've legitimately thought about stealing your neighbor's dogs.

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But know that you would be too easily caught.

15. You've rarely ever been around a dog without taking a million pictures of it and with it.

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Every moment with a dog is picture perfect.

16. And if you've ever looked for a roommate, the only thing you're really looking for is whether or not they have a dog.

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Priorities.

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18. You can't lie in bed without wishing there was a dog lying next to you.

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Cuddling with dogs > cuddling with humans

19. And reading this whole post just made you want a dog so much more.

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Hang in there.